Pls i need answers...not vague ones.

This is supposed to be a very sad post....i intend to try to make it so. But please dont stop reading....hold on...give me one second to make my point first.

So i was at this very annoying scene, but i was very helpless about what played out in front of me.

A well dressed suited "gentleman" suddenly stopped driving got down, walked round to the passenger's seat dragged out the lady sitting and began to beat her up, right there in the middle of the street.

It was crazy because initially no one wanted to seperate them but after some few seconds, people began to react. The lady just kept screaming, 'Leave him to render his children motherless. Leave him o. When we go home he will continue afterall..." But women sha, the woman was just rambling on and on about how much of a monster he is.

Hmmm...I felt, well....i have learnt a long time ago not to judge and to mind my business but the man had played it out for the world to meddle in, so here i am asking what on earth would turn love to so much hate and violence. I know a lot can happen from the period a couple say i do to the period they really cant just stand each other but do we really know what to look out for in a man or woman? Can we really ever avoid scenarios like this playing out in our life? can we?

I came across this link i would love for us to read...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-adam-smith/marriage-isnt-for-you_b_4209837.html

Osun State

I know its been ages I posted. I apologize to my nonexistent readers and to my zealous spirit.
Man gas to hussle in this our country...its been tough and all I can say is to succeed one has got to believe and have faith.
I think am goin to create a twist and just talk about anything I want to.
Today I want to gist about my amazing trip to osun state. Whoever thought there was anything so amazing in nigeria.
I booked 5 nights in timsed hotel....osun state and they gave me a pamphlet of amazing spots they would take me to.
I spent my first day in arinta falls and then a village where fishes are worshipped. And mehn!! You should see the size of their fishes in the streams. It was spectacular.
The next day I went to erin ijesha...where rocks and water made passionate love to form series of waterfalls...it was a spiritual experience for me coz I felt at peace there. Very happy and calm...then off to ikogosi warm spring where cold water stream and hot water stream flows and meets at a point like a 'Y' shape buh the water doesnt mix...how cool is that? i would like to c crissangel do that. the water flows side by side and never gets warm n it flows all year long...
There were other amazing spots buh I want to save the memories for me alone.
Trust me, every sec was a dream.

Brain Teasing Day

Teasers

What is as big as you are and weighs nothing?

A cowboy rode into town on a Friday and left three days later on Friday. How did he do this?

Two Fathers and two sons go fishing and each catch a fish but came home with just three fishes. Why?

What does the letter 't' and 'island' have in common?

A certain five letter word become shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

How long is the answer to this question.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world.

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures 2feet by 3feet by 5 feet?

If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place what place are you in now?

A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them in one field?


Answers (arrangement of answers is from 10-1)

1

2nd

There is no dirt in a hole.

Mt Everest although it was not yet discovered.

Long

Short

They are both in the middle of 'water'

They comprise of 1grandfather, 1father and 1son = 2fathers and 2sons.

His horses' name is Friday

Your Shadow.

The state of my country...

So I was on my own and I saw this picture and I couldn't help but capture it. For those people that may be saying huhn!!! what is this? Its a picture of 4 Nigerian men eating from a dustbin on the roadside in FCT!!! they didn't know I took this picture because I zoomed in on them but the sight speaks poorly of Nigeria...and believe me within five minutes, 3 more guys joined in the roadside feast from a dustbin...its really heart wrenching.

just a bunch of funny pics

 

 

Please have fun as you laugh out very loud....lovl...

How Maggie & Berta met

Maggie was on the happiest person to have a friend like Berta who wont judge her, who wont make her feel ugly, who is always there for her and always agreed no one looked finer than the other anytime they dressed up to go out. Today Maggie was reminiscing on her first day in her university and cringed at how heartless people can be.

‘Daddy, please can you kindly allow the driver to take me to the park?’ Maggie asked her dad

‘Erm, call him in for me.’

Her dad instructed him to drop her in 20 minutes time. The 20 minutes was used to pray, advice, give special warning against boys and pregnancy and finally her dad hid her pocket money in a section of her travelling bag. A section that was not possible for a swift robber to reach. He/she must have to take his time and search for it. The driver came back in 20minutes like he was asked to and of course, 20minutes is never enough for a doting father to pray, advice and do all of that so, the driver was present during some of the loving goodbyes that went on between father and daughter.

At the park some minutes later, the driver was complaining that he had to hurry back to the office.

‘Ok hold on let me rush into a restaurant and take something before my trip.’ Maggie said

She ate, retrieved her bag from the car, bought her ticket and boarded her bus.

Two weeks earlier, a room in the students’ lodge was booked for her by her dad and all she had to do was pay part of the money her dad had hidden in her bag for the room.

‘Hi, I made a reservation for room 23a.’ A tired Maggie was asking the receptionist after her 6-hour trip.

‘Yes there is a reservation for Miss Margaret. May I see your I.D. pls?’ The receptionist asked

‘Ok. Your money please.’ She asked again after the receptionist had looked through her ID card.

Margaret placed her travelling bag on the counter and proceeded to searching for the money where her dad had put it. She was confused because she was sure her dad had placed it in one strategic point and here she was searching. After 15minutes of frantically searching, she realized that she had been doomed. She had no account, knew no one in the university, the last cash on her was just change from her transport fare and to top it all off, she was hungry.

She kept wondering when she was outsmarted. It couldn’t have been during the journey because her feet was crossed on her box throughout the trip. And then, it struck her. How could someone be so evil, stupid and wicked? All at the same time? How? She couldn’t bear it again and that was how she started crying shamelessly in one corner of the entrance lodge.

‘Hello..’

‘Hello…’ the girl repeated shaking her shoulder. ‘What’s wrong, why are you crying?’

Maggie was too devastated to reply so she just kept on crying.

‘Ok come up to my room. Let them not see you crying in here pls.’

After crying some more in the kind lady’s room, Maggie could finally find her voice.

‘I am crying because my money was stolen.’

‘Where? How?’

Maggie told her story and the lady felt so bad for her she let her bunk in with her.

‘Whats your name?’ Maggie asked after she had calmed down.

‘Am Berta. Ok lets go and eat, don’t worry I will pay you can refund me later. ’

‘Hold on I need to make an important call.’

‘Dad, Hello.’

‘Yes sir, I reached safely. Dad pls kindly fire that driver. Fire him now pls.’ Maggie spoke into the phone.

As if she realised how deep in trouble she was relying on a stranger for food and accommodation, she began to cry again and Berta comforted her.

 

Holy Bible vs Textbook

          Berta, frankly, was a very good student. She loved to have fun though, as well as to study and pass. Her motto was, you couldn't go wrong if you did everything in life well. Besides, who was she kidding? Psychology was her dream course and she loved to understand behaviours. For example, her friend Maggie is an open book. Funloving, kind, sweet, gentle, has low self esteem so she thinks she is ugly which is extremely wrong, infact Berta thinks she could have a career in modelling. To Berta, Maggie's bad sides are that she can be extremely stubborn, too loyal (for example, she is still with her very annoying boyfriend), stingy and so many other qualities I really don't want to bore my dear readers with.

           Anyways, Berta is a good accessor of people's qualities, limits and aura. And so she cant be wrong in thinking that to get this particular much needed textbook, she would need to preach. Confused? lol. Just hold on.   

Berta's book buddies were the aspiring first class students in her class and this particular one, Jeffery was just a thorn on her side. He wasn't bending to her female whims. He was stiff. Not even a sweet 'how was your night?' from her would make him smile back at her. She had to use other means to get that textbook from him and she wasn't liking that fact.

Unfortunately, Jeffery was the only person who had the textbook for now and she must get her hands on it for at least 5 days in preparation for her exams.

 

'Jeffery, hello.' Berta had to raise her voice and walk quickly to his side.

 

'Hi.' He replied, not even turning his head or attempting to slow down.

 

'Please I need to ask you for something.'

 

'Of course, you always need something from me but its hardly the other way round.' he replied.

 

'Jeff, don't be like that, I know you must mean your invites for sunday service but I have told you that I cant leave my church.'

 

'Even for a sunday? why is that?' Jeffery asked

 

'Frankly its because I am an active church worker.' Berta replied, lying.

 

'Oh I see. Ok then. What do you want?'

 

Once the textbook was mentioned, Jeffery winced and claimed he was using it profusely for that week and that she should come for it next week Thursday.

Thursday quickly approached and Berta just couldn't wait to get her hands on the book.

 

'Come see me by 4pm.' Jeffery simply replied when Berta met him.

 

'Whyever is he so hard?' Berta asked no one in particular.

By 4pm, Berta went back to class to see him and he was surrounded by at least 15 other people, obviously members from his church for they were all holding Bibles and praying. Jeffery made eye contact with her and wove for her to come closer. He gave her his Bible and brought out another one from his bag.

'He had obviously planned this out.' She thought to herself.

 

'Let us welcome our dear visitor on this very special day of evangelism.' The leader of the prayer group said after they had finished praying.

They all stood up clapping and smiling at her then they beckoned on her to introduce herself. As she got up she couldn't help thinking that she must make an 'A' in that course for all the trouble she is going through just to get one textbook.

Bible verses were shared and pondered on and then they were grouped into ten to match the ten hostels. One group was to go into each hostel, EVANGELISING.

 

'Jeff, please I need to meet up with someone in 10minutes. May I simply get the book and go?'

 

'What do you mean? Don't you want the textbook? don't worry, whoever it is you need to meet with is not running away.'

 

'This is an academic blackmail Jeff, you didn't tell me I will be evangelising to get the textbook!!! This is not fair or right.'

 

'Do you want the textbook? or not?'

 

'Of course, you know I do.'

 

'Then stop whining' He replied her with a grin.

 

It was so embarrassing for Berta that she planned to avoid entering rooms she may know someone in and to shield herself from being seen by hiding behind the others. This is someone that party's and dresses skimpily, going for evangelism.

Maggie will surely die of laughter if she hears this one.